Despite extensive investigation by the team here we can reveal news that will shock the nation. We have cross referenced the papers, the listings magazines and the Interweb but it seems our findings are indeed true. It would appear that tonight, for the first night in many, we cannot find any appearance on TV or radio by the extremely talented Sarah Millican. We feel sure this must be an error on our part so if a reader can contact us and let us know where she can be found we will be delighted to pass the news on.
Good grief, if we let this slip through the net, the next thing we will find is a day without Stephen Fry!!!