UK Petrol Panic: “Rationing By The End Of The Week”


Dave’s Army

Don’t panic! Get those Jerrycans filled up. Don’t panic. Stay calm – fill the bath up. Don’t panic. Keep that tank filled to the brim. Don’t panic. Keep that petrol cap locked. Don’t panic.

A trusted insider has assured us that ration-books will be available by the end of the week. Thank heavens Dave’s Army are not whipping up any hysteria.

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