Police Shutdown All Petrol Stations In Dorset


Government panic forces the police in Dorset to demand all petrol stations close down immediately. An unofficial Police spokesman said “We will get the ration books out to hardworking families by the end of the week”.

Rumours that some people in the Fordington area are filling their swimming pools up with unleaded is quite ridiculous. Maybe.

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