Daily Archives: 25/07/2012

Korea – “You Mean There Is A North AND South Korea!”

The Olympics has not even had its Opening Ceremony yet and already we have had an international cockup! Seems nobody realised there are TWO Koreas – only had 7 years to plan it. Update: South Korea have not even ENTERED a … Continue reading

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Cameron Claims He Has Total Trust In Gideon Osborne

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Monkey’s Jump: We Have The Photographic Evidence Of An Alien Invasion!

Sceptics tried to suggest we had got it wrong but here it is. At no small risk to her personal safety our local reporter has managed to smuggle her evidence out past G4S armed guards and HERE IT IS.

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“Freedom Of Speech” Bought In GB For A Few Gold Coins

It is now illegal to use the word Φlympics to refer to the Φlympics. We are not allowed to write the word Φlympics in connection with anything to do with the Φlympics. If we use the word Φlympics to indicate … Continue reading

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