Monthly Archives: July 2012

The Official Libor Scandle Countdown

Counting the days to when the first banker is charged in relation to the manipulation of the Libor Rate.

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The ‘Friendly’ Games From £eb Coe

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2176383/London-2012-Olympics-Seb-Coe-lays-law-branding-Games.html Would this be alright £eb?

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Is Ed Miliband Just A Ventriloquist’s Dummy?

“That is just your hand you’ve stuck up my back isn’t it?” Old Harry Bliar pops up again, then with Oven-Mitt Romney and finally in an interview on CNN.  “All that is required for evil to prevail is for good men to do … Continue reading

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Time To Embrace The London Olympics: Part 3

Our unique series continues by highlighting another great Olympic event. “Now take the stabilisers off!”

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Korea – “You Mean There Is A North AND South Korea!”

The Olympics has not even had its Opening Ceremony yet and already we have had an international cockup! Seems nobody realised there are TWO Koreas – only had 7 years to plan it. Update: South Korea have not even ENTERED a … Continue reading

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Cameron Claims He Has Total Trust In Gideon Osborne

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Monkey’s Jump: We Have The Photographic Evidence Of An Alien Invasion!

Sceptics tried to suggest we had got it wrong but here it is. At no small risk to her personal safety our local reporter has managed to smuggle her evidence out past G4S armed guards and HERE IT IS.

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“Freedom Of Speech” Bought In GB For A Few Gold Coins

It is now illegal to use the word Φlympics to refer to the Φlympics. We are not allowed to write the word Φlympics in connection with anything to do with the Φlympics. If we use the word Φlympics to indicate … Continue reading

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Is Monkey’s Jump Being Prepared For An Alien Landing? Exclusive

Looking like a scene straight out of ‘Close Encounters of the Third Kind’ a large field South of Monkey’s Jump has all the signs that the authorities believe ‘little green men’ are on their way. Currently there is no sign of … Continue reading

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David Cameron Probably Needs Cheering-Up Today

Always willing to help our Eton Leader – even when in a mess. We’ve had this story around the office and now it has been written-up by Andrey. Cameron’s Family Money The British government is moving today against tax avoidance … Continue reading

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