Daily Archives: 21/09/2012

Oven-Mitt Romney Drops Yet Another Bollock

Thanks to an exclusive interview with Oven-Mitt we can assure American voters that he is still confident. His grasp of numbers and statistics left us in awe but he is adamant that with 53% voting for him he has “a … Continue reading

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So Off-Shore Cameron, Time You Did Something: Open Letter

So then Off-Shore, we are afraid it is Balls-on-the-Line time. For a start we have to ask where is the CCTV of that arsehole Mitchell and his rant at the police? If there isn’t any CCTV then the rest of … Continue reading

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The FordingtonField Would Like To Apologise

We are sorry that when we talk about Cameron we refer to him as Off-Shore. We are sorry that we keep calling Osborne by his first name Gideon. We are sorry we refer to Gove as Gollum even though he … Continue reading

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Dorset Driver Of Toyota Car Knocks Schoolboy Off Bicycle Before Speeding Off

The incident happened Tuesday close to Broadstone Leisure Centre. A Dorset Police spokesman said they are appealing for the driver and witnesses to come forward. “Anyone with any information about this collision should contact Dorset Police as soon as possible.” … Continue reading

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The New Tory Manifesto

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, … Continue reading

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Like Buses: Tory Gits Come In Twos

Poor old Off-Shore Cameron is still reeling from trying to cover for the arrogant git Andrew Mitchell and in, like a raging bull, comes Brian Coleman who has only been arrested for assault. Nice. How comforting to see that the Nasty … Continue reading

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Of All Times: Chief Whip Andrew Mitchell Shows Contempt For The Police

Once again, in the harsh light of day, the ‘Nasty Party’ show what an awful conceited bunch they really are. When the rest of the country is thinking about the very difficult job we ask our police force to do Mitchell, … Continue reading

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