Monthly Archives: March 2013

Cameron: “You See They Just Don’t Understand, I Couldn’t Give A Toss!!”

Off-Shore Cameron told us, “I really don’t care about anybody else on the planet. If they are poor it is because they want to be poor. I have no time for the likes of people like that! “If they really … Continue reading

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How Proud Will Cameron Be Going To Bed Tonight?

Well he has achieved something even Thatcher-The-Milk-Snatcher couldn’t manage.

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Cameron Has A Party For His Tory Friends Today

On the day before the introduction of the most socially divisive policies this country has ever seen Off-Shore Cameron invites his Nasty Party friends around for a ‘bit-of-a-bash’. As the poorest in our society are about to be made even poorer … Continue reading

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New Tax From Monday – The Second-Toilet Tax

From Monday any home with a Second-Toilet will be Taxed for its use. Meters are being fitted in millions of homes and bills for the Second-Toilet will be sent out at the end of April. Grant Shitter Shapps told us … Continue reading

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Leeds General Infirmary Halts Surgery: Why Does This Have A ‘Nasty’ Stink About It?

A day after a high court judge ruled it could carry on performing heart surgery on children telephone calls from two surgeons have led to the suspension of such surgery. The claim is that they death-rate statistics are abnormally high at Leeds … Continue reading

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Dorchester: More Wildlife Spotted Around The Town Centre

Maybe there is something more to this title of ‘The Jurassic Coast’.

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Gove Gets Taught A Lesson

Gollum Gove was left disappointed today when he realised he was no longer the nastiest member of the Nasty Party. Having been leap-frogged by both Iain and Duncan Smith we understand that Gollum is going to go out of his was to … Continue reading

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