From Monday any home with a Second-Toilet will be Taxed for its use. Meters are being fitted in millions of homes and bills for the Second-Toilet will be sent out at the end of April.
Grant Shitter Shapps told us at The Field, “We are delighted with the introduction of this new Tax. Why should the British Taxpayer spend money on those people who can afford to have two crappers?”
Wise words Shapps, really wise words.