Monthly Archives: April 2013

SAVE CAME DOWN – Dorset C.C. Elections On Thursday

This is a local election and we urge you to vote on local issues. We simply do not need 1,000 houses built at Came Down. Once this ‘thin-end-of-the-wedge’ is pushed in then our county town will be ruined forever. We … Continue reading

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Cameron Attempts To Support I & D Smith Over Universal Credits

Off-Shore Cameron told us in an exclusive interview, “I really don’t think either Iain or Duncan can be described as a ‘Horses Arse’.” He went on, “There are others in the cabinet who are but I find these two very … Continue reading

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Cameron & Osborne Continue ‘The Sale Of The Century’

Thanks to The Lords they have just about sold the NHS to the bidder they like the look of. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. If they have their way there will be bugger all left in two years time.

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‘Universal Credit’ Introduced In The Usual Half-Cock Manner

Having previously told all of us what a wonderful new idea this is it then got reined in. It was then withdrawn even further because they feared the IT system would implode and now it has been launched in just … Continue reading

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Alfred Russel Wallace – A Genius

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Tory Hypocrisy Manages To Hit New Heights

Do any of the Nasty Tory Party ever take the trouble to listen to what any of them are saying? Pretty obvious that nobody does or possibly nobody is able enough. Currently we have that vile pair Iain and Duncan Smith … Continue reading

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Iain And Duncan Discuss With Dave How To ‘Hand Back’ Their Pay

At a secret meeting, in one of the many subsidised bars in the House of Commons, we catch the two brothers discussing details with Off-Shore Cameron. We understand they are confident that it can all be arranged for the pay-day at … Continue reading

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Millionaire MPs To ‘Hand Back’ Their Excessive Salaries

Off-Shore Cameron is the first PM who has agreed to ‘hand back’ his current salary because he does not need such financial support. He told us at The FordingtonField, “Basically I’m rolling in it and my PMs salary is really … Continue reading

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MPs Set-Up Their Own ‘Hardship Fund’ That WE Pay For

On first read this looks like a FordingtonField spoof but this is TRUE! WE couldn’t make-up stuff like this! Here is the LINK you need to read. They have put away around £6 million for those MPs who fall on hard-times having already … Continue reading

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Newcastle United V Liverpool LIVE On ESPN This Evening

Kick-off is at 5:30pm this evening and we have to say that we are all looking forward to it. We have been lucky enough to get a sneek-peek at the two team-sheets and we have to say we are worried … Continue reading

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