Osborne IS The Bovine Burger Boy

Gideon Osborne demonstrates that the plebs have nothing to worry about as he returns to his old school to tuck-in to a TB Bovine Burger.

Gideon-Jeffrey told us at The Field, “It was delicious,” cough, “and I would recommend one to any of the pupils at my old school.”

He acknowledged, “It’s as good a burger as I have had in several weeks.”

He also added, “I might even try one of their new Brock The TB Badger Burgers before there are none left anywhere in the country!”

G-J Osborne was then led away, coughing and spluttering, by one of his aids having just received a cull call.

Bovine Burger

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