Local Tennis Clubs Adopt The “Wimbledon Offer”


As part of the Olympic/Murray legacy local Tennis Clubs have agreed to open their doors to anyone who would like to play tennis in the next month – FREE OF CHARGE!

Worried about their elitist image with the public they are happy to open their doors to inner-city children who never get the chance to play the game.

The Local Tennis clubs have told their regular members not to worry as they will be increasing their security over this period.

And some prat on the BBC wonders why it has taken so long for another Britain to win Wimbledon!

Is the biggest clue not that their full title is:

All England Lawn Tennis And Croquet Club

The closest we get to Croquet are the potato ones!

How many readers got a ticket for the final? Two Oxford posh boys did.

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