Daily Archives: 05/08/2013

Osborne Simply Can’t Be From This Planet

Gideon has now come up with just about his most hair-brain scheme ever. Two parents can now earn up to £300,000 and still claim £1,200 per child. If only one parent works then they will get diddly squat! The Pre-School Learning Alliance … Continue reading

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MPs Agree To Accept Zero-Hour Contracts From December

Our wonderful MPs, always keen to set a good example, have all agreed to accept a Zero-Hour Contract just as soon as they return to the House of Commons – that’ll be about the week before Christmas. Off-Shore Cameron told the … Continue reading

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