Daily Archives: 15/08/2013

A Newsroom Last Night: A-Level Results Published

So then, which one are we going to run with? A-Level Pass Rate Goes Up For Another Year! A-Level Pass Rate Drops! If it goes up – “A-Levels Getting Easier And Easier To Pass Each Year” If it goes down … Continue reading

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Remember When We Used To Go To Church Of A Sunday?

Well now the Middle-Classes have a new social hobby – RECYCLING! Make sure all your neighbours see you carefully separating your food from your polystyrene. Your tins from your cartons. Your plastic bottles from plastic bags. Your glass bottles from your … Continue reading

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£287m Spent On Redundancy Payments Along With £500m On Consultants

It seems Francis Maude has made redundancy payments to tens of thousands of civil servants only then to hire consultants costing £500m. What a brilliant idea! According to The Times it could have cost us all a hell of a … Continue reading

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Political Egg Throwing Masterclass: The Grip

We have been inundated with requests for a Masterclass in the art of Political Egg Throwing and how to achieve maximum coverage and Splatter damage. We are pleased to present the first stage of this Masterclass – The Grip.

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