Daily Archives: 28/09/2013

We Catch Cameron Rehearsing His Conference Speech

Our undercover reporter managed to snap the Tory git as he was rehearsing for his speech to the Nasty Party faithful – who would vote for a two-headed gargoyle if it wore a blue rosette.

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Tesco Seem To Think This Is 1960

They advertised a blow-up doll in a pink shirt and imagined that it made it g*y. Why they thought it was g*y is anybody’s guess. Why they thought they had to print the word g*y is also quite staggering. The quality … Continue reading

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Cameron Confirms: Plebs Are Only Worth £200

What fun it will be to see all the Plebs falling over themselves to get married in order to claim their £200 Tax prize! Off-Shore Cameron reckons the Plebs votes can be easily bought for a mere 200 quid! However, … Continue reading

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Tory Conference Suffers Some Local Difficulties

David Cameron’s close ally, Alan Lewis, has been arrested over a teenage student rape claim going back to the 60’s. – LINK Police officers held the 75-year-old party vice chairman for business – one of David  Cameron’s closest allies – hours before … Continue reading

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