Off-Shore Cameron pretends to be sporty – how contrived is that!? Who can forget his pathetic display of badminton with Seb ‘I made an Olympic fortune’ Coe in the garden at Downing Street? Pitiful.
Now we have him pretending he has a clue about cricket. Why does he wear batting gloves but no pads or a box? We had our fingers crossed that he would get bowled straight in the bollox. No such luck!
Spend all that money going to Eton and end up looking a total knob pretending to be able to play cricket.