The Sun had the march on us today as they published the radical changes that Off-Shore Cameron is proposing for MPs if he wins the next General Erection.
Gone are the long holidays for MPs claiming to be ‘working in their constituency’. Gone are the wandering along to the House at 3 o’clock in the afternoon, sitting for 5 hours and then claiming a Free Lunch. They will have to turnup at 8 in the morning, they all have second-homes so this will not be a problem, and they will stay until 5 in the afternoon.
Off-Shore told us, “I’m sick and tired of all these lazy gits bring down the good name of us hardworking Member’s of Parliament. It is time for a change and I am that catalyst for change.”
Also gone are the open ended expenses, claiming for paper clips and their kids private schools amongst other absurdities.
We do need to thank The Sun for their excellent FrontPage.