Monthly Archives: January 2014

The Ashes Tour Ends 9 – 1: Not Our Proudest Moment!

This Ashes Tour could well qualify as the most cliché soaked tour of all time. The honesty script would have been easier to follow, but that, for some reason, is not perceived as appropriate anymore. The result is we ‘learnt … Continue reading

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FA Cup Results – No Great Shocks Sadly

All too predictable this lot which is a shame. Always good fun when the top-dogs get knocked out. Not to worry.

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Cameron Uses Davos Ski Trip To Lay Out His Policy

Off-Shore Cameron took the opportunity of a skiing trip to Davos to lay out his plans for the next General Erection. Davos Dave loved it! He felt it was important to come clean with the public for the first time. … Continue reading

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Off-Shore Cameron Reconsiders Honouring His Barber

Having suffered a ‘wardrobe malfunction’ in the Common-ers today Off-Shore is left wondering if he did the right thing honouring his ‘Anything for the Week-End’ barber.

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It Seems To Get On You Need The Right Kit – Pink & Black

Male politicians are as dull as dish water. There sense of style extends to wearing a tie in the colours of their party. That’s it. Female politicians used to have a sense of style but it seems you must be … Continue reading

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The Last Great British Eccentric? Stephen Gough

Stephen Gough has just been released from prison in Scotland after six and a half years and he intends to walk home. This means walking all the way to Eastleigh in Hampshire. Now that would be bad enough, but the … Continue reading

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