The poor bloke really is an idiot. He jumps up and down with glee as he announces a drop of a whole penny per pint. A PENNY!!! Gosh, we are all totally underwhelmed.
So after a damn good night out we will have saved all of 20p! Not even enough for a packet of pork scratching! Mind you, Gideon lives in a world that is not part of this universe, so he probably has no idea what they are.
The little Tory Toad Shapps, the horrible little git, even comes up with a poster to patronise us all telling us what a great idea it is. If you got hold of a geneticist to put together a truly obnoxious little git they would do well to improve on the likes of Shapps. Getting down to just 400 days now and it can’t come too soon!