Rebekah Brooks Confounds A Jury Of Just Eleven

The Ginger has revealed to us here at The Field how she evaded gaol.

She told us, “I didn’t mind dumping Coulson in the cak, he was a lousy lay anyway!”

She went on to tell us, “I found that if I kept tousling my Ginger hair the dumb 11 actually thought……well you can imagine what they thought!” At this point she giggles for no reason whatsoever!

So there you have it dear reader! That is how our judicial system actually works.

Magna Carta? Magna Arse more like it!


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