Monthly Archives: April 2015

Don’t Get An Apple Tell-The-Time Device If You Have Tattoos

Posted on 29/04/2015 by

Oh dear. We found this very funny worrying. Seems these shining new watches from rip-off Apple devices can’t work if you happen to have a tattoo on your wrist. Seems you could be running along with it only to be … Continue reading →

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Gideon Osborne Tries To Pretend A Sows Ear Really Is A Silk Purse

Posted on 28/04/2015 by

Good old Gideon, he really is one hell of a laugh. So spaced out half the time and the rest left trying to grasp the significance of some numbers he has been provided with. All a bit too much for … Continue reading →

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This Time, Yes, THIS Time “Education Is ‘Red Line’ In Any FibDem Coalition Deal

Posted on 27/04/2015 by

You just couldn’t make the stuff up. Nick Clogg really does think the world is like some 4th rate Soap Opera series where no character can remember what happened in the last episode. In the mind of the Cloggmeister then … Continue reading →

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Sneak Peek : Brandon Flowers – Lonely Town

Posted on 27/04/2015 by

Lonely Town {Fernando Victoria for catching the lyrics} I’ve been working overtime, I can’t get you off my mind I’d sleep in the pouring rain, When will you come home again Spinning like a Gravitron, when I was just a … Continue reading →

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Doubts Surface About Lynton Crosby And His Running Of The Campaign For Dodgy Dave

Posted on 26/04/2015 by

Back benchers are starting to question if Crosby really is the political genius his Guru Status suggests he could be. Many have mentioned that he seems to be running short of ideas and that even the ones they feel may have … Continue reading →

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What A Total Tosser Tory Leader Cameron Is!

Posted on 25/04/2015 by

To cries of, “Sacked in the Morning, You’re Getting Sacked In The Morning”, Dodgy–Dave showed just how socially inadequate he is. In a pitiful attempt to ‘bond with the people’ he tried to claim a ‘Soccer’ connection. Be honest, that’s … Continue reading →

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West Indies v England: Marlon Samuels Salute To Ben Stokes

Posted on 24/04/2015 by

A great moment in sport. The perfect response from Marlon Samuels – actions with not a word needing to be spoken. We’ll see this a few times! We are yet to receive an update as to the condition of the locker … Continue reading →

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The Choice Is Simple: Who’s Economic Forecast Do You Believe?

Posted on 23/04/2015 by

The choice is pretty simple. On the one hand we have a right bunch of chancers. A bunch who will sell you cooking oil and swear it is sun-blocker. A bunch who are looking to line up another 5 years … Continue reading →

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Rumours Suggest That The ‘Open Meetings’ Held By Cameron Are Anything But ‘Open’

Posted on 22/04/2015 by

In fact the rumours indicate very strongly that they are ALL ‘Invitation Only’ events with any dissenting voices quickly quashed. They are held in obscure areas where access is limited not only by the physical entry point but also by the capacity … Continue reading →

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The Need For A Humanitarian Response Has Party Leaders Left Looking At Their Shoes

Posted on 21/04/2015 by

With people dying in the seas off of Italy why does it feel like our leaders have that ‘I don’t want to be involved’ look about them? They know what they should be doing but their sad desire, at erection … Continue reading →

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