Health Benefits Of Daytime Booze

Researchers say taking forty drinks in the middle of the day could reduce blood pressure and stave off heart attacks.

The findings of the study were unveiled at a conference of the European Society of Cardiology and Hard of Hearing.

Our editor told the staff, “I find an hours booze in the middle of the day really sets me up for the afternoon”. Well we can’t argue with that.

{It is entirely possible we have misheard some key facts in this report}

pint of beer

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