It’s over five very long years now and we have almost got used to it. No matter what he is asked Dodgy-Dave will never provide an answer. It is pointed out to him time after time that the period of time spent in the House of Commons is called ‘Prime Minister’s Questions’ but the penny has still not dropped.
Poor Dodgy always gets very confused as he seems to think it is a time for him to come up with a ‘smart-arse’ one liner. The problem is it always sounds like he is using a ‘comedy’ writer from either Miranda or My Family – the sound of tumble-weed is deafening.
He is accused of being a right Dodgy-Git and his refusal to answer the questions is because he does not want to be held accountable for any answer he might provide. Here at TheField we have a different theory.
Here’s the thing; maybe he just doesn’t know the answer. Maybe he is just so utterly, bloody clueless that he doesn’t know his arse from his elbow. He may well have been very clever when he was 21 but that was a very, very long time ago. Think about a young sportsman who could run 400 metres in 60 seconds but has no chance of doing that at 50 years of age. Well maybe Dodgy simply cannot grasp the question in the first place. No bloody wonder he can never answer them!!
So there you have it. The next time he stands up and leans on that right elbow at the dispatch box, keeping an eye open so as he can cover his back while he’s talking, look into his eyes. Just ask yourself, “Does he have the slightest idea what he has just been asked?” The simple answer might well be NO!