Dodgy-Dave Admits That The Size Of His Gut Means He Will Not Be Revealing His Holiday Plans

Dodgy was answering questions at an EU referendum event in Luton when he explained that he does not want to reveal his holiday plans because of media efforts to take pictures of him on the beach.

It seems he is rather concerned that his ‘Six-Pack’ looks rather more like the results of too many ‘Six-Packs’ of Speckled Hen. As we recall though, it’s all a bit late to start worrying now. LINK


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