Firefighters were called to the assistance of a man who had his pecker caught in a penis-ring for two days! He was in the King George Hospital but the medics required the use of the hydraulic tools operated by the local fire service.
A fire fighter at the scene said, “To put it in layman’s terms, he tried to put his veg in the ring as well but it stopped the circulation and became stuck,”
“It had been like that for a couple of days. I think it must have got to the point where he knew he needed to do something about it. It was swollen and a funny colour.”
It seems misadventures of this type are becoming more common. The number of mishaps involving penis rings – a sex toy worn on the base of the penis used to improve erections – has apparently increased over the last year.
In that-there London, the fire brigade was called to nine accidents involving the toys in 2016, the same number as the previous two years.
One of the rescuers laid the blame firmly at the feet of “Fifty Shades of Grey”. You have been warned!