Yes, hard to believe but these lazy gits are off on holiday again. Quite why they can’t have their conferences at the same time is a dark mystery. So much nicer to have a few more weeks off. Good grief, it’s not as if any conference even lasts a week! They just take the piss.
At least when they do finally go back they only have to wait four weeks to have another week off! Yes, they must have a half-term. Taking the piss!
Still, it is Christmas soon and they’ll need some time off for that! What a bunch of lazy bastards.