Theresa May’s Latest Cabinet {So Far}

She has had the last 3 weeks to think about this, at least, and THIS is the best she could come up with. Still, as they say, you can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.

Acting Prime Minister: Theresa May-Day

Chancellor: Phil Flaccid Hammond

Home Secretary: Amber Rude

Foreign Secretary: Boorish Johnson

Brexit Secretary: David Davis SFB

Defence Secretary: Gavin Toady Williamson

Northern Ireland Secretary: Karen Bradley

Justice Secretary: David Dork

Health and Social Care Secretary: The Hunt

Conservative chairman: Landlord Brandon Lewis

Business and Energy Secretary: Greg Clark

Housing and Communities Secretary: Sajid Javid

Culture, Media and Sports Secretary: Matty Handcock

International Trade Secretary: Liam Creepy Fox

Transport Secretary: Chris Useless Grayling

Environment Secretary: Gollum Gove

Leader of the House of Lords: Baroness Evans

Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster: David Lidington

International Development Secretary: Penny Talking Cock Mordaunt

Education Secretary: Damian Hinds

Work and Pensions Secretary: Esther McVile

Welsh Secretary: Alun Cairns

Scottish Secretary: David Mundell

Other ministers with the right to attend cabinet:

Attorney General: Jeremy Wright

Immigration Minister: Caroline Nokes

Minister of State for Business and Energy: Claire Perry SFB

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