Category Archives: Conservative

Startling Admission From Amber Rude: ‘I Just Couldn’t Be Arsed’ Part Two

Yesterday Rude launched a wonderful new strategy to tackle the rise in violent crime. To start with let’s just remember that a strategy is much the same as an inquiry. You set one up in order to actually do bugger … Continue reading

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Just How Incompetent Are The Members Of May’s Cabinet?

We all know by now how useless the Brexit team are. David Davis is as thick as mince. Creepy Fox should never be trusted handing out free newspapers. Boorish Johnson is a walking disaster area and a liar. Now we … Continue reading

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Are You Ready To Start Paying Your Sugar Tax?

You’d better be because it comes in on Friday! It means that UK shoppers will be asked to pay 18p to 24p more per litre for their sugary drink. It means that a 2 litre bottle could rise by around … Continue reading

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Further Evidence Of Just How Weak May-Day Is As She Fails To Sack ‘Porky’ Johnson

Boorish makes out he has seen irrefutable evidence that it was Russia who attacked the two unfortunate Russians in Salisbury which also so badly affected Nick Bailey who was doing all he could to help the pair. Porton Down tell … Continue reading

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The Next Time An MP Tells You How Good Your Broadband Is Remember This

It’s likely to be that idiot Matt Handcock who really doesn’t have a clue what he is doing. He will not like the results of a Which survey. They found that 1 in 5 {20%} of householders have to suffer … Continue reading

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Smartarse Johnson Given A Right Good Kicking Over His Sexist Language And Behaviour

Boorish Johnson is an arsehole. He thinks he should be PM but the truth is he is an idiot. He may have been clever once, just the once mind you, but there have been many beers and wines consumed since … Continue reading

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David ‘Dumbo’ Davis Spoils The Party By Not Being Sick Live On TV

He’d turned up for a ‘Luvvie Tory’ morning with Andrew Marr and was taking part in a live broadcast. It appeared that he had overindulged, probably at the Tax Payers’ expense, and had been left with a dicky tummy. So … Continue reading

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