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How Deluded Is Chancer Hammond?

Flaccid Phil Hammond, Chancer of the Exchequer, has lived a privileged lifestyle for years. He is cocooned from the world that we live in and works very hard to maintain his exclusion from what the rest of us go through. … Continue reading

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Flaccid Phil And His Budget Waffle

Just a few key quotes from the old tosh that Hammond came out with. I report today on an economy that continues to grow, continues to create more jobs than ever before. We have already invested almost £700 million in … Continue reading

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Manic May – The ONLY Story Today

The Budget and all the cock and bull and smoke and mirrors contained in all that tosh is but nothing compared to the appalling conduct of Tess Manic-May. Such 5th rate acting of a prepared response would be difficult to … Continue reading

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UK Economy Will Be £122bn Worse Off But Don’t Worry, It’s “Resilient”

Flaccid-Phil Hammond has, yet again, had to cut his predictions for growth. They’ve moved on from blaming Labour and now claim it’s all down to Brexit – which hasn’t actually happened yet. No problem as long as they can find … Continue reading

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Giddy Osborne Plays The Old ‘Dead Cat’ Routine And The Press All Trip Over Themselves

Budget Day and Giddy has nothing to offer. Absolutely bugger all! A tiny bit of smoothing around the edges but in real terms he’s got zilch. If he’s not careful everybody will start looking at every single target he has … Continue reading

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Giddy Osborne And The Myth Of His ‘Long Term Economic Plan’

Poor old Giddy has delusions of becoming the next PM when in actual fact he is simply securing his position as a figure of fun. While he has an early night {yeah, right!} to prepare for one of the very … Continue reading

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Gideon’s Budget – An Expensive Accountant Will Protect The 1% From Anything Here

Stuff Gideon wants to inflict on the 99% * An increase in the inheritance tax threshold to £1m for married couples by 2017 * Working-age benefits to be frozen for four years – including tax credits and local housing allowance, … Continue reading

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Gideon Is A Beatles Fan – Who Knew?

Great spot by a photographer who captured a moment when the Gideon drones were all doing a “High Ho, High Ho, It’s Off To Work We Go”. With a half-arsed bit of Photoshopping we have the Abbey Road Album cover. Now … Continue reading

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Cash For Votes Cameron & His Chancer Of The Exchequer

“Walk tall, walk straight and look the world right in the eye”, who knew Gideon was a Val Doonican fan? Starts to explain a lot. Don’t get too excited but he reduced beer duty by 1p which, as we know, … Continue reading

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How Could Anybody Accuse Gideon Of Being A Patronising Git?

Osborne thought it would be a ‘jolly jape’ to go and play Bingo. You can see from the stills just how much it took out of him to cope with listening to all those numbers, some of them up in … Continue reading

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