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We Asked Boorish Johnson What He Thought About The Lords Defeat

He told us that he was very worried that the defeat in the Lords might have totally scuppered Giddy Osborne and his hope of becoming Prime Minister. Yes, he was very worried.

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Sajid Javid Delivers An Outstanding Performance On The Daily Politics Today

Good old cocky git Javid came on the show today with all his usual charm. He left with his tail tucked well between his legs as he was made to look the out and out dick so many of know … Continue reading

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Tory MP David A-Mess Tries To Be Funny And Fails Miserably

Clearly, Lynton Crosby looked around at the sad, pathetic cast he had to pick from and imagined that Amess, known as A-Mess to his friends, was the best on offer. Good grief! David A-Mess was given one line to deliver … Continue reading

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Devil’s Advocate: Cameron Actually WANTS A ‘Yes’ Vote

Have you heard of David Mundell? He is an MP; in fact, he is a very special MP. You see he is special because he is the only Tory MP in Scotland. Yes, the whole of Scotland but only one … Continue reading

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Just How Out Of Touch Is John Major??

Now we wouldn’t want to be the ones to state the blindingly obvious but how the hell does that help someone who has to choose between Eating and Heating? It’s the price of energy you idiot not what Tax you can send … Continue reading

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Hard To Believe What Our Penny Pinching MPs Will Claim Expenses For

Who in their right mind would go to the trouble of filling out an expenses claim form for 3p? Yes, that is not a typo – a claim for travelling expenses of THREE PENCE? Liam ‘He’s Just A Good Friend Of … Continue reading

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Cameron: Some Of The Terms He Wants To Ban On The Web

Off-Shore Cameron has drawn up a list of terms, some too vile to print here, that he wants to return no results when put into a search engine. You are warned that even the ones we can print in full … Continue reading

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