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Hang-On! The £2.3bn Is NOT NEW Money! Just Recycled

Gideon does his famous ‘Smoke & Mirrors’ and re-announces the old money as new money even though he know full what it is. Gideon the Gidiot has known he will have to do something about the dreadful floods we experienced … Continue reading

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The Mysterious Case Of Whether To Dredge Or Not To Dredge?

….and very importantly, where to dredge! Well dredging is expensive and it is not the total solution. Many experts have differing opinions on this process so we decided to take a look into it. We conducted a simple experiment and it … Continue reading

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So Then, Does Cameron Finally Have A Cunning Plan?

He was starting to run-out of things to sell off. Quite how The People have allowed him to get away with it is a complete mystery to all of us here. We seem to have entered ‘Celebrity Politics’. This is … Continue reading

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Having Shot From The Hip, Crosby Tells Cameron To Zip It

In a performance style we have come to recognise, Off-Shore Cameron proudly announced that, “Money is no Object”. He loves to shoot from the hip but forgets that when he does this sort of thing, while it might look good and … Continue reading

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Cameron Carries His Message To People Caught Up In The Floods

Off-Shore has claimed that he doesn’t want to get involved in the ‘Blame Game’. He could have fooled us!

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The Tory Party Spend The Weekend Out Duck Shooting

It’s a pretty unedifying sight really. Cameron and Pickles thinking that it’s fun to take pot shots at a sitting duck. Crosby has clearly had his COBBER FORCE meeting and the troops have been told that Chris Smith is to … Continue reading

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Pickles: Like A Rabbit Out Of The Hat – £130 Million!

You’d start to think that Off-Shore Cameron had been caught with his pants down over the flooding. He discovers he’s appointed a half-wit with Pointless Paterson and that this partner is the FibDem Useless Eustice. How the hell did that … Continue reading

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