Tag Archives: Floods

Liz Truss – An Appreciation Of Some Of Her Great Moments Here At TheField

Lizzy Truss never ceases to amaze us all down here – bless. Her ability to drift through with barely any acknowledgement to what she leaves behind her is to be admired. We have put together a little portfolio of just … Continue reading

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Liz ‘Brains’ Truss Asks – “Are Judges Anything Do With Me? Who Knew?”

Poor old Lizzy gets very confused. She didn’t really understand about cheese and knew even less about pork farmers. The floods and flood barriers were a totally mystery to her so she got moved to the post of Justice Secretary. … Continue reading

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£50m Flood Fund Sounds A Lot Like That ‘Money No Object’ Claim For Somerset

While the papers and the TV can direct their goldfish-like attention on the floods in Cumbria and Lancashire Giddy is happy to announce all sorts of tosh. His latest is a pot of £50m for families and businesses with a … Continue reading

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Hang-On! The £2.3bn Is NOT NEW Money! Just Recycled

Gideon does his famous ‘Smoke & Mirrors’ and re-announces the old money as new money even though he know full what it is. Gideon the Gidiot has known he will have to do something about the dreadful floods we experienced … Continue reading

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Cameron On The Phone To The West Country

Off-Shore Cameron suddenly remembered that the floods in the South West have not gone away yet. Crosby told him it would be great PR if he was photographed while on the phone. Cameron grabbed his dedicated West Country hotline and … Continue reading

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Cameron Reacts To Criticism Concerning Him ‘Ducking The Public’

Conscious of claims in the press that his photo-shoots in flood areas have all been staged brought a reaction today from Off-Shore Cameron. He told us here at The Field, “I simply do not accept that I have been ducking … Continue reading

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The Mysterious Case Of Whether To Dredge Or Not To Dredge?

….and very importantly, where to dredge! Well dredging is expensive and it is not the total solution. Many experts have differing opinions on this process so we decided to take a look into it. We conducted a simple experiment and it … Continue reading

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