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Porno Green Is Persuaded That It Is Time He “Resigned” – At Long Last.

Damian ‘Porno’ Green, one of Tess May’s closest allies, has been sacked from the cabinet after an inquiry found he had breached the ministerial code. It seems his office PC was full of pornography. He was “asked to quit” after … Continue reading

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Damian Green: Classic Tory ‘Duck & Dive’ And Find Somebody To Blame

We’ve seen it so many time before. When a Tory is up to their neck in shite then the ‘Duck & Dive’ team are called out to throw in a dead cat. Porno lover Damian Green {alleged}, who’s computer was … Continue reading

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May Unable To Do Anything As The Wheels Come Off The Tory Bus

What on earth is she going to do with this lot? First up is secretary of state Damian Green. He is under investigation by the Cabinet Office concerning unwanted advances towards a young Tory activist. While searching his office his … Continue reading

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Clueless Tories Pledge Energy Cap Having Ridiculed Miliband For The Very Same Idea

Back at the time of the last General Election the Labour leader at the time proposed a cap on energy charges to stop the companies repeatedly putting the price up when the markets went up. The problem was, when the … Continue reading

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Donny Dump Signs Away The Future Of The Planet

The so-called president has signed an order that kicks into the long grass all the work Obama did to try and save the planet. Donny Dump claimed this would end the “war on coal” and “job-killing regulations”. In other words, … Continue reading

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When Is Recycling Not Really Recycling? When It’s A Paper Coffee Cup!

The UK manages to get through 10,000 paper coffee cups in just 10 minutes. Some of these are just a little bit recyclable but there are only 2 sites in the UK who can do this. One of them has … Continue reading

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Phil Green Manages To Look An Even Bigger Dick Than We Already Thought He Was!

Phil Green, the dodgiest of dodgy gits who can even make Dodgy-Dave look half ethical, has demanded an “immediate apology”. We just couldn’t make utter cak like this up! HE wants an apology!! Is his head currently rammed right up … Continue reading

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