Tag Archives: Holiday

Away-Day May Really Knows How To ‘Live It Up’

We all feel sorry for poor old Phil. The dear old git has what is sure to feel like 3 very, very long weeks ahead of him with ‘laugh-a-minute’ Tess Away-Day. We can only begin to imagine what the jolly … Continue reading

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Happy Holidays And A Merry Christmas To All Our Readers

Let’s Hope 2017 Is A Whole Lot Better Than 2016.  

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Don’t Panic Citizen But With Tess Away On Holiday Boorish Is In Charge!

Hard to believe but Boorish Johnson is the only member of the Cabinet left in the country and has assumed full control of the country. What can possibly go wrong? The appalling thought that a crisis could occur and we … Continue reading

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Tess Gets Her Army Knife Out And Heads Off On An Alpine Trek

The hills are alive with the sound of UK security guards as Tess and Phil May head off to Switzerland for their Summer Holiday. No lazying on a beach, drinking copious beers, for these two active action dolls. Even the … Continue reading

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Dodgy-Dave Admits That The Size Of His Gut Means He Will Not Be Revealing His Holiday Plans

Dodgy was answering questions at an EU referendum event in Luton when he explained that he does not want to reveal his holiday plans because of media efforts to take pictures of him on the beach. It seems he is … Continue reading

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Poor Old Sajid Javid Has His Family Holiday Ruined

We all thought the Business Secretary was on a very important official visit to Australia. All part of his role of promoting the country and explaining the opportunities there are for investors over here. Now the first thing that rather … Continue reading

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Dodgy-Dave Races Off On Holiday And Forgets To Lock-Up

Oh dear. Dodgy-Dave was so keen to get off on his holiday, yet again, he forgot to lock away some important documents in his office. Unfortunately, for him, our on the spot reporter has managed to get hold of one … Continue reading

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