Tag Archives: Lynton Crosby

Doubts Surface About Lynton Crosby And His Running Of The Campaign For Dodgy Dave

Back benchers are starting to question if Crosby really is the political genius his Guru Status suggests he could be. Many have mentioned that he seems to be running short of ideas and that even the ones they feel may have … Continue reading

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Remember Cameron: 1) Accident, 2) Coincidence, 3) Enemy Action.

Off-Shore Cameron started the week by posing with dancers dressed up as something resembling the Black and White minstrels. LINK Yes, they were innocent Morris Dancers and Oxford, along with the surrounding towns and villages, is famous for Morris Dancing. The … Continue reading

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NEWSFLASH: Hot From The Tory Conference

Our brave undercover reporter managed to get into the Tory Party Conference during rehearsals earlier this morning. She was able to record a shocking poster that Lynton Crosby and Gideon the Gidiot didn’t want anyone to see! At great personal … Continue reading

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Tory MP David A-Mess Tries To Be Funny And Fails Miserably

Clearly, Lynton Crosby looked around at the sad, pathetic cast he had to pick from and imagined that Amess, known as A-Mess to his friends, was the best on offer. Good grief! David A-Mess was given one line to deliver … Continue reading

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Cameron Gets A ‘Snot’ On When Forced To Face The Truth

Cameron got a right ‘snot’ on today and nearly threw his dolly out when a radio interviewer told him the truth. Our ‘leader’ was forced to stamp his foot: “One of the reasons people feel they are being treated unfairly is … Continue reading

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Crosby & Textor Decide There Are ONLY 12 Pictures Of Cameron Allowed

According to Central Office Who Must Be Obeyed there are just 12 official photos of our wonderful President Prime Minister. Takes some believing but the Nasty Party are now out for total control of the media. These are the ones … Continue reading

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Crosby & Textor Work Hard To Turn Mitchell Into ‘Mr Cuddles’

Looks like the Tory Media Machine is out and about and trying to make-out that Mitchell didn’t do anything wrong and we should all feel sorry for him. What some tosh! Yes, a couple of boys in blue went well over … Continue reading

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