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Potato Head Tells Merry Barry To Do, “The Great British Back Off!”

Masterchef judge Mr Potato Head has accused Merry Barry of being anti-British. She has suggested that no home should own or use a deep-fat fryer. The Potato pointed out that the nation was “built on chips and spam fritters”, and … Continue reading

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How Can Anybody Accuse The BBC Of Running Out Of Ideas? Easy!

Tonight it’s easy to see why the top executives at the BBC are paid the big bucks. Their imagination just takes them off into the outer stratosphere. When it comes to scheduling they really are the dogs bollox. What other station … Continue reading

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MasterChef Final Goes To The Foodbank

The final stage of MasterChef has revealed how socially aware they are by completing the last round at a Foodbank. One of the toss-pots on the show told us here at The Field, “We decided to change the format for the … Continue reading

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Cameron In A Desperate Attempt To Gain Popularity

Off-Shore Cameron is conscious of his dip in popularity in both the country, but more importantly, also amongst his back-benchers. This has meant he has made a bid to launch a new career on TV. So tonight you will be … Continue reading

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Oh Good – MasterChef!

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