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Cameron Was Convinced His Tour Gift Was ‘The Real Thing’

Off-Shore Cameron, more than happy to believe China does respect Human Rights, was delighted with the gift he was given for his children for Christmas. Unfortunately, as we all know, he does actually have shit-for-brains.

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Cameron Prepares For The Pantomime Season

“The big 6 listen to me” – oh no they don’t! “It’s not a climb down” – oh yes it is! “It’s not a price freeze” – oh yes it is! “I’m not panicking” – oh yes you are! “Good … Continue reading

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Cameron ‘Chills-Out’ Waiting For The Latest Economic News

“I may just need to ease the belt out a notch or two. Eric! Come on in!”

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“I Don’t See Any Problem With People Working For Nothing”

“Let’s Be Honest, They Won’t Be OUR Kids!!”

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Exclusive: We Get To Interview Cameron And Osborne

We were given the exclusive opportunity to interview Off-Shore and Gideon and we asked them, “What do you both think about Food Banks?” They asked us, “What Interest Rate Do They Offer?” Two Tory Toffs who haven’t got a clue … Continue reading

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Cameron: “I’m Bringing Down Britain’s Debt.”

Are you sure about that Off-Shore? Now we are no experts but we have a kind of intuitive feeling that the graph is STILL going up. You probably need to be very, very clever to fully understand it.

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Cameron Always Seems To Get It ‘Arse About Face’

Off-Shore was caught singing this as he wandered around Downing Street late one night. Hobin Rood, Hobin Rood, riding with The Hunt Hobin Rood, Hobin Rood, such a Tory Runt Cuts from the Poor, Hands back to the Rich Hobin … Continue reading

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