Tag Archives: Phone

“Oh Dear What Can The Matter Be? A Poor Norwegian Is Stuck Down The Lavatory!”

Ever dropped your phone? Ever dropped it into water? Dropped it down a toilet? When the friend of Cato Berntsen Larsen dropped his while taking a whizz he jumped in, feet first, to rescue it. It had dropped into a … Continue reading

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So Was Sadiq Khan Caught Driving While On His ‘Mubble’?

Sadiq Khan has been accused of using his ‘mubble’-phone while out driving. By now everyone knows this is an extremely dangerous and incredibly selfish thing to do. Obviously, it does NOT apply to anyone who drives a white van with … Continue reading

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Cameron On The Phone To The West Country

Off-Shore Cameron suddenly remembered that the floods in the South West have not gone away yet. Crosby told him it would be great PR if he was photographed while on the phone. Cameron grabbed his dedicated West Country hotline and … Continue reading

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Cameron Finally Comes Clean Over The Leveson Inquiry

What do you do with a Two Faced Tory Toff?

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