Tag Archives: Pickles

May 2015 Election Result

AND you thought this lot were an arrogant, self-centred, heartless bunch of Tory gits before? Just wait and see – Top Tips: don’t get old, don’t get ill, don’t have any more children and do anything your boss tells without ever questioning … Continue reading

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Crosby Decides It Is Time For A New Strategy In The ‘Blame Game’

Lynton Crosby saw that the ‘Blame Game’ was going off the rails so issued new instructions to Off-Shore Cameron. He got a new T-Shirt printed up and then went heading out across the Somerset Levels. All the people suffering are interested in … Continue reading

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Pickles: Like A Rabbit Out Of The Hat – £130 Million!

You’d start to think that Off-Shore Cameron had been caught with his pants down over the flooding. He discovers he’s appointed a half-wit with Pointless Paterson and that this partner is the FibDem Useless Eustice. How the hell did that … Continue reading

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Parking On Double-Yellow Lines – What?? What??

We may be very simple here at the office of The Field but we would like to think that double–yellow lines were there for a reason. We would like to think that a great deal of thought had been given … Continue reading

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Eric Pickles Goes On A Diet

Feeling he may be letting the ‘Team’ down with the Party Conference on the horizon Eric has been on a diet. He consulted Gideon Osborne who told him that the best way to achieve this weight loss was to STOP … Continue reading

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