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£35,000 For Ten Games Of Tennis? You Cannot Be Serious!!

Today saw players retire early in their first match yet they still picked-up £35,000 for turning-up. Martin Klizan lasted just 40 mins and Alexandr Dolgopolov extended that to 43 mins. Even our MPs would recognise that £35,000 for less than … Continue reading

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So Why WOULD You Want To Play Tennis With Cameron?

It can’t be to pick-up any tips! The bloke looks like he can barely remember which end of his bat to hold! He can probably duck-and-dive better than Boorish Johnson, which isn’t saying a lot. Obviously, if the opposition start … Continue reading

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Downing Street Snubbs Murray After Laughable Request

Now a cynic might suggest an alternative caption: “But I Only Play A Bit Of Tennis!” “You’re Scottish Dear Boy And THAT Means VOTES!!”

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So What Was The Olympic Tennis Legacy?

You may remember that GBR won the Olympic Gold medal so we thought we’d take a look, nearly a year on, to see what progress has been made. Not a lot then!  

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Local Tennis Clubs Adopt The “Wimbledon Offer”

As part of the Olympic/Murray legacy local Tennis Clubs have agreed to open their doors to anyone who would like to play tennis in the next month – FREE OF CHARGE! Worried about their elitist image with the public they … Continue reading

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Tennis Top Tip: Choose Appropriate Footwear For The Conditions

Stop moaning that you slipped, that you fell over or blaming the grass (for real?? ff) OF COURSE YOU DID WEARING FLAT SHOES – YOU NERD! Forget the sponsorship deal, because THAT is what it’s about, and put on footwear appropriate … Continue reading

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Tennis? Just How Much Effort Is It Really????

We can’t help but notice something about hitting a ball in sport. Golfers don’t half whack a ball! They can hit it over 300 yards – that’s a hell of a whack! Rugby kickers can score a penalty from inside their own … Continue reading

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