Tag Archives: Toilet

“Oh Dear What Can The Matter Be? A Poor Norwegian Is Stuck Down The Lavatory!”

Ever dropped your phone? Ever dropped it into water? Dropped it down a toilet? When the friend of Cato Berntsen Larsen dropped his while taking a whizz he jumped in, feet first, to rescue it. It had dropped into a … Continue reading

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How To Have The Best Poo You’ve Had For Years!

Do you find you’ve read most of the Sunday supplements before you’ve had a poo? Then this could be the latest movement that could help you. It’s called “Squatty Potty” and it has arrived in the UK. Everyone knows that … Continue reading

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New Tax From Monday – The Second-Toilet Tax

From Monday any home with a Second-Toilet will be Taxed for its use. Meters are being fitted in millions of homes and bills for the Second-Toilet will be sent out at the end of April. Grant Shitter Shapps told us … Continue reading

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Yes Toilet Paper – But What Really Matters??

They may worry about Scrunch or Fold but be honest and tell us what YOU worry about: “Did Your FINGER Go Through The Paper????”

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