Tag Archives: Ukip

You Can Actually See The Moment When Nutty Nuttall Realises His Myth Is Up

If you watch very closely you can actually see his eye twitching. It goes just as he realises that his website has been rumbled. It’s nothing to do with him, naturally, and he knew nothing about it. Even if that … Continue reading

Posted in Comment, Fraud, Legal, Loathsome, Media, Politics, Society | Tagged , , ,

How Do You Get A £1,000 A Month Pay-Rise? Become An MEP!

That can’t be right – yet it is. Those hard working members of the European Parliament are paid €8,213 a month which comes in at €98,556 a year. Now before the referendum, and the bankers all cashed in, this came … Continue reading

Posted in Comment, Expenses, Legal, Loathsome, Overseas, Politics, Society, Tax | Tagged , , , , ,

Prof. Douglas Carswell Explains To The World How It Is The Sun That Produces Our Tides

Prof. Carswell UKip (Hons) took time out of his busy schedule to explain a few scientific facts to the wider scientific committee. He put forward the hypothesis that it is the gravitational pull of the sun that caused the tides … Continue reading

Posted in Comment, Education, Entertainment, Fraud, Loathsome, Politics, Science, Society | Tagged , , , , , ,

The UKip Educational Policy With Paul Nuttall

Paul ‘Brightest & Best’ Nuttall is a bit of a bookworm. Not many people knew that he is an avid reader and gets through them at an incredible rate. So much so that he was keen to be photographed in … Continue reading

Posted in Comment, Fraud, Loathsome, Media, Politics, Society | Tagged , , , , ,

Call Us Picky We Guess But With Five Years Warning You’d Have Thought …….

We are looking at just about 5 weeks to the General Erection. They have the known the date from day one because we now have this ridiculous ‘Fixed Term Five Years’ in place. What that means is that they make … Continue reading

Posted in Comment, Conservative, Fraud, Labour, LibDem, Loathsome, Politics, Society, Tory | Tagged , , , , , , , , ,

Looks Like UKip Will Be Throwing The Kitchen Sink At Sutton Coldfield

Wally ‘You Plebs’ Mitchell seems to have decided that the easiest way to make the money he owes is to continue to be an MP. Who’d have thunk it! Seems a number of hangers-on in Sutton Coldfield have managed to … Continue reading

Posted in Comment, Conservative, Entertainment, Expenses, Legal, Loathsome, Politics, Society, Tory | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Mike Read –You Will Never Believe This Is Not A Spoof

The silly old git who used to play records on the Radio for BBC, just like Jimmy Savile and Dave Lee Travis did, has written some old tosh and is trying to pass it off as a song. It is … Continue reading

Posted in BBC, Comment, Loathsome, Politics, Society | Tagged , ,

Remember Cameron: 1) Accident, 2) Coincidence, 3) Enemy Action.

Off-Shore Cameron started the week by posing with dancers dressed up as something resembling the Black and White minstrels. LINK Yes, they were innocent Morris Dancers and Oxford, along with the surrounding towns and villages, is famous for Morris Dancing. The … Continue reading

Posted in Comment, Loathsome, Politics, Society, Tory | Tagged , , , , , , , ,

Mark ‘Wreckless’ Reckless Is Keen To Promote His ‘Man Of The People’ Image

Mark certainly comes across as ‘One-Of-Us’. The sort of Chap who’d turn up in your local ale house, buy you a pint of ‘Best’ and sit have a chat with you in the snug. He might even offer a game … Continue reading

Posted in Comment, Fraud, Legal, Loathsome, Politics, Society | Tagged , , , , ,

Richard Barnes Leaves Boorish Johnson In The Lurch On His Big Day

Richard Barnes, or Dick as he is known to his friends, was the Right-Hand man to Boorish Johnson. On the day Boorish is to appear in front of a sycophantic audience old Dick Barnes announces he’s joining UKip! Things are … Continue reading

Posted in Comment, Loathsome, News, Politics, Society, Tory | Tagged , , ,