Monthly Archives: April 2014

Nigel Fromage Accepts His Parties Mantra Of ‘Brightest & Best’

Having realised that he was neither of these, Fromage has decided not to present himself as an ‘Aunt Sally’ in Newark {an unfortunate anagram of wanker}. Choosing instead to concentrate on his MEP erection, he has rejected the opportunity of … Continue reading

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At Least One Tory Has Finally Done The Right Thing – Resigned!

Patrick Mercer was caught with his pants down, figuratively speaking. He was suspended from the House of Commons for allegedly asking ‘Cash for Questions’ some 6 months ago. He was filmed, undercover, agreeing to push for Fiji to return to … Continue reading

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HS2 – Just Who DO Our MPs Represent?

The 2nd reading of the High Speed Rail Bill is going on as we type. It’s difficult to slide a fag-paper between the Tories and Labour. There seem to be a few token voices of discontent but it’s hard to … Continue reading

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The Premier League Table – Best Season For Years

Time is running out for this season but there is still loads to play for. Top and bottom have not been signed-off yet and could, to coin the old phrase, ‘go down to the wire’. Would be great to think … Continue reading

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Viewers Don’t Bother With Breakfast TV Because Of High Salaries

Nick Owen reckons that viewers can’t be arsed with Breakfast TV because they feel ‘alienated’. This comes as Susanna Reid {who?} is reported to be paid £1 million to front Good Morning Britain. This replaces Daybreak which was fronted by … Continue reading

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A Scene From “Yes, Prime Minister” Still Waiting To Be Recorded

The Housing Shortage Dave: So, we’ve got a year left, how do you reckon we can make even more money? Gideon: How about going into the property game? Dave: Too much effort. All that buying and selling is too short-term … Continue reading

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