Monthly Archives: July 2016

Tess Steps In To Put A Halt To Dodgy Dave Kissing Even More Bums.

As well as trying to pay his advisors thousands in extra payments on leaving, Dodgy-Dave also wants to give trinkets to all his cronies. Truth be told he is probably gutted he can’t award himself one! Dodgy has lined up … Continue reading

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Hinkley: She May Do, She May Not

Seems Tess was concerned about the level of Chinese investment some two years ago and was particular worried about the approach by Giddy Osborne. She was ‘unhappy’ about his very ‘gung-ho’ pursuit of the deal and has deferred the decision … Continue reading

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Sad Day As Postman Pat Makes His Last Delivery

Ken Barrie, who narrated the famous Postman Pat series from 1981 to 2005, has died at the age of 83. He was also the singer of the famous theme tune that went with the series. Ken had a singing career … Continue reading

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If You Can’t Be Bothered To Feed It, Why On Earth Have You Got It?

The bond between an owner and their pet is strengthened each and every day by the simple act of feeding them. Providing your loved one with food is something they come to rely on, look forward to and love you … Continue reading

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When Is Recycling Not Really Recycling? When It’s A Paper Coffee Cup!

The UK manages to get through 10,000 paper coffee cups in just 10 minutes. Some of these are just a little bit recyclable but there are only 2 sites in the UK who can do this. One of them has … Continue reading

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Bovington Army Tank Base The Scene Of A Fire

Bovy Camp had to call out Dorset and Wiltshire Fire and Rescue Service when they had a fire on the top floor of the seven-storey residential building. It needed 10 engines to put the blaze out. It seems it was … Continue reading

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Phil Green Manages To Look An Even Bigger Dick Than We Already Thought He Was!

Phil Green, the dodgiest of dodgy gits who can even make Dodgy-Dave look half ethical, has demanded an “immediate apology”. We just couldn’t make utter cak like this up! HE wants an apology!! Is his head currently rammed right up … Continue reading

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Chris Froome Wins The Tour de France For The 3rd Time

Chris Froome became Britain’s first three-time winner of the Tour de France when he crossed the finish line of the 21-stage race in Paris on Sunday. He has also won back to back tours. An amazing athlete.

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Root And England Have A Wonderful Saturday At Old Trafford

The Pictures Tell The Story

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So What Do You Get A Three Year Old Git, Who Is Never Going To Do A Day’s Work In His Life, And Who Already Has Everything?

So what has he got already? Let’s have a little trawl through the interweb and see what we can piece together. The first is that it is just as well he doesn’t have to worry about The Bedroom Tax as … Continue reading

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