Category Archives: Legal

It’s Taken Long Enough But Finally Ben Stokes Is Charged With Affray

The England all-rounder has now been charged following a fight outside a Bristol nightclub. Stokes along with two other men are due to appear before magistrates at a future date. Stokes has already missed the Ashes series and will now … Continue reading

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Theresa May’s Latest Cabinet {So Far}

She has had the last 3 weeks to think about this, at least, and THIS is the best she could come up with. Still, as they say, you can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear. Acting Prime … Continue reading

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Throwaway Coffee Cups Cannot Be Replaced Until 2023 – What Utter Crap!

Throwaway coffee cups from street shops are a real waste problem. According to a bunch of pointless MPs this cannot be solved until 2023. What crap – the industry has clearly got to them. It could be solved in the … Continue reading

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Porno Green Is Persuaded That It Is Time He “Resigned” – At Long Last.

Damian ‘Porno’ Green, one of Tess May’s closest allies, has been sacked from the cabinet after an inquiry found he had breached the ministerial code. It seems his office PC was full of pornography. He was “asked to quit” after … Continue reading

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Damian Green: Classic Tory ‘Duck & Dive’ And Find Somebody To Blame

We’ve seen it so many time before. When a Tory is up to their neck in shite then the ‘Duck & Dive’ team are called out to throw in a dead cat. Porno lover Damian Green {alleged}, who’s computer was … Continue reading

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So What Is It That Smarmy Git David Davis Is Trying To Hide?

We all know that Davis is bloody useless. Couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery and yet clueless May put him in charge of the Brexit Negotiations! To be fair, she had sod-all else to choose from! Well now it … Continue reading

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Flaccid Phil And His Budget Waffle

Just a few key quotes from the old tosh that Hammond came out with. I report today on an economy that continues to grow, continues to create more jobs than ever before. We have already invested almost £700 million in … Continue reading

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