Howell – “I’m Proud Of What We Have Achieved Up In That There North”

Howell is believed to have said, “We managed to turn the North into a wasteland and, with the help of my son in-law, Gideon Osborne, I feel sure we can do the same in Sussex and extend that to the rest of the south. Especially those bastards down in Dorset!!!”

“Frack The Lot Of Them! I’m a Tory Lord You Utter PLEB!”